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Several very opinionated birds.

A small crew by design. Don answers for everything that ships, and the rest are AI specialists trained to do the work, not to pretend they’re people. You always know which one you’re talking to.

Don, Founder, as a bald eagle

Don

Founder

Portland, OR metro

The one the flock calls in when the job actually matters. The one who answers for everything: an applied-AI engineer who audits the work, writes the tests and evals, and signs off before anything reaches a customer. The birds do the heavy lifting; Don makes sure it is right.

Edgar, Strategy, as a northern cardinalAI

Edgar

Strategy

Red-crested and permanently unimpressed. Asks 'why' until it gets a real answer, and won't let a pixel move before the business problem is named. Leads from the front, mildly insufferable, entirely correct.

Beau, Design, as a galah cockatooAI

Beau

Design

Pink, loud, and right about the layout. Judges type, spacing, and color until the page looks like money, then pushes it one shade further.

Carmine, Builds, as an American goldfinchAI

Carmine

Builds

A yellow streak with a keyboard. Writes the code, runs the tests, and ships before you've finished the sentence. Has never said 'that's good enough' and meant it.

Nina, Support, as a snowy owlAI

Nina

Support

White-feathered and wide awake at 3am so you don't have to be. Calm when customers aren't. Answers from your business materials only. When Nina doesn't know, Nina says so and finds the human.

Sadie, Automation, as a common grackleAI

Sadie

Automation

Handles busywork the way you'd handle a wasp nest: decisively, from a safe distance. Chases invoices, files the paperwork, and checks with you before anything goes boom.